Wednesday, April 28, 2010

Peckerheads and sore feet


The grand totals from the past two days: 20 morels, 21 ticks, two sore feet.

We have been north. We have been south. We have been east and tomorrow one of us will go west. We have been on the hunt nonstop for the past two days and we have little or nothing to show for it.

Time to go deep.

I ran into Jeanmarie and Deano in the woods and they had nice buckets of fresh morels. They explained that they had hiked for more than an hour to get access to a place that had been untouched this past weekend. I like their spunk.

One thing we have found common this year; half free morels, also commonly called peckerheads. They are edible, but look similar to verpas and stinkroots and need to be positively identified before cooking and eating. They are very delicate and take great care to make it back to the house in one piece.

Monday, April 26, 2010

Good News and Bad News



Sunday we hunted seven hours, walking no less than eight miles. I picked more than three pounds of pristine morels.

Sounds great, but for that particular place it is much less than average.

No, I'm not going to tell you where we were. All I'm allowed to say is that we were on the banks of the Missouri River not too far from Mineola.

Today we went to secret area #7A, a place we know like our own backyards.

I picked two morels. Two.

We walked through the rain and the sticky mud. We endured the cold and the thick, brushy mix of poison ivy, wild locust and spiny vines. We walked deep and kept our focus for the first five or six miles. In the end, the three of us may have picked a little more than a pound. All three of us are morel-crazed, forest-seasoned foraging freaks. If there were morels in those woods we would have brought them out.

I picked two.

Two.

On the positive end of the trip. We saw a nice variety of wildlife. We saw many bunnies, a hen and chick woodcock (we call them timber doodles), deer and we were circled by buzzards after giving in to the inevitable and taking a seat on a comfy log. That said, I shot my photos with my cell phone. I can keep a cell phone dry in a pocket, but if I ruin a EOS1D Mark III in the rain I'll probably lose my job.

An interesting note: 15 years ago newspapers were paying $12,000 for Kodak DCS series digital cameras that shot 2 mp photos. Now my cheap cell phone does 2 mp photos.

Saturday, April 24, 2010

A Great First day


Today I hit the road at 7:30 am., but not to hunt.

First, Morgan and I went to Greg Wagner's studio to be on his outdoor show. I was slobbering all the way there -- I knew that Ken Stoysich was bringing in smoked turchicken and some of their famous brats.

The show went great. Greg is a terrific host and other than feeling a little stuffed after consuming a cherry bomb brat, a reuben brat and about a pound of turkey, chicken and stuffing, I thought it went well.

I might have a man crush of Ken. If you want good food, start with Stoysich.

Then Morgan and I took his youngest to a WMA in Bellevue and started our first hunt of vacation. I took three pounds of sweet medium- and large-size yellows in about four hours of walking. We were competing with several groups. Morgan and Connor combined for another three pounds.

It was a real treat to spend time with Connor -- not a better kid out there. He was patient and fully engaged in the woods.

On the down side: I picked about ten ticks off me -- one latched -- and we were once again driven to fits of insanity by attacking mosquitoes.

Tomorrow we head to a special place -- can't say exactly where -- and hope to pick several pounds. Big D and I made new buckets for the trip.

If you're not familiar with Rootball's theory on buckets -- take a bucket (any size from a gallon ice cream bucket to a five-gallon pickle bucket) and drill half-inch holes in it. It's a safe place for your 'shrooms -- sparing them from the beating they would take in a mesh bag during a long walk, gives you plenty of ventilation and doubles as a seat when you get tired of carrying your harvest. I only use a mesh bag when I think I'll be finding just a few. I say if you're going to pick them, don't waste them. Not even one.

Friday, April 23, 2010

Ready, set, hunt morels


I've had several calls today confirming what we already know -- it's time to hunt.

Rootball Willy reports buckets of river morels being pulled from the Platte River Valley between Lincoln and Omaha. The report was second-hand, but Willy is an ex-repo man and can sniff out a false claim like a boar on a truffle.

Jeanmarie and Dean have been pulling dozens of nice medium-size morels from the West Douglas County parks.

Vicki Modlin, of Woods Sporting Goods and Live Bait in Council Bluffs, is reporting many pounds being taken from the Iowa side of the Missouri River Valley. They bring their buckets to her shop to weigh them -- and brag. Did I say the Wood's sells beer and has a drive-thru bait window.

Kellicans went to a Sarpy County WMA and picked three pounds of pristine morels. Kelly, I'm only going to say this once -- stay out of my honey hole.

We have heard of morel harvesting throughout the entire area -- not just a few hear and there, but big finds. Some are reporting sand fleas. That's to be expected after a rain. Everyone is reporting bad mosquitoes and ticks. Diana and I pulled more than 30 ticks -- many of those tiny bastards -- off us after a four-hour walk.

The past two years have been a test. We have been hopeful previously and had our hopes dashed. Still, I am willing to put my hopeful-self at risk yet again, with nothing between me and hunting for the next 10 days, and venture to believe this may be the best two weeks of morel hunting we've had in a long time. Starting now.

Wednesday, April 21, 2010

The Race to Vacation


I don't have a day off until Saturday and it's raining. I'm dying to get back to the woods.

I would go for lunch, but getting wet on a work day isn't a good idea. You never know what's on the schedule.

Yesterday I spent four hours at a track meet. I forgot how much fun they are to attend.

Monday, April 19, 2010


Walking past signs specifically prohibiting mushroom harvesting only makes me more obsessed over how many mushrooms are on the other side of the fence. Every time I see a "no picking" sign, visions of fields of gray and yellow morels keep popping into my head.

A no trespassing sign is sufficient -- I don't cross fences and I always try to obey the law.

That said, is it possible that by specifically prohibiting foraging, the landowners are taunting us?

Do some find it too much of a temptation?

Greg Wagner, of the Nebraska Game and Parks Commission, has told me on numerous occasions that trespassing complaints spike during morel season.

I feel for the landowners. I doubt I'll ever be able to afford land. However, I would if I could and definitely would not appreciate going for a hunt at my own honey hole and finding nothing but stumps.

A couple seasons ago a land owner ended up with legal trouble for trying to defend his mushrooms with a handgun. I doubt I would go that far to protect my fungi treasures, but I might install a 20-foot electric fence and give vicious dogs the run of the place.

If you see some woods you want to hunt, find the owner. Ask. If you aren't able to get permission, look elsewhere.

If you own land it might be a good idea to give mushroom hunters access. We are willing to pick up garbage, identify and report barrels filled with dead bodies and meth labs... and share what mushrooms we do find.

Sunday, April 18, 2010

Morels for Dinner


We put in five hours of walking, we fought off swarming mosquitoes and seed ticks and we found enough morels for dinner. I call that a great first hunt.

Most of the morels were about the size of my thumb. Several were thick walled and golf ball-size -- perfect to cut and fry.

It was our first time to Gifford Point. We found morels within 10 minutes of walking into the woods. There is an access issue -- if you don't want a long walk you might want to look elsewhere. It is a full 1.5 miles from the parking lot to public access.

I danced. I sang and danced. It took a few hours to find the right tree, but I found about 40 on the north side of a fallen cottonwood. A great first day. Big D and I picked more than 100. Sasquatch had a nice sack as well.

Back out tomorrow -- I'm going to try the Iowa side of the Missouri near Council Bluffs.

Wednesday, April 14, 2010

A Day Closer to Heaven


Reports of morels popping in nearby states continue to tempt me to take a long lunch. Unfortunately, I didn't make it out to the woods.

Morgan heard morels were being found in Missouri. Typically, Northern Missouri is a week ahead of Mineola.

Early season morels in the Missouri River Valley are small. I try to limit my picking to mature morels, with open Ascus. That said, while it takes a long time to find enough for a meal, they are the perfect size for soups and omelettes. As an added bonus, they are usually bug free and and gorgeous.

The earliest I have ever found morels near Mineola was April 14th. Two single morels about six feet apart, the size of a small exterior Christmas light bulbs. One looked like it had been dipped in marshmallow sauce. They grew on the south side of a rise with good sun exposure. Although there was only two to be found that day, it is still one of my favorite discoveries.

The first is always sweet.

Tuesday, April 13, 2010

The Morel Dance


Today I received word that a small patch of morel mushrooms was found at Two Rivers State Park. It is moist and warm -- I have no reason to doubt it. So I am celebrating this day, April 14, as the beginning of morel season 2010.

Everybody dance now.

I went for a short walk along the Missouri River near Council Bluffs this past Sunday. Not that I expected to find morels, but I wasn't going to be surprised if I did. If I've learned anything from years of hunting morels, it is how little I know. Now that I have reliable information that they are popping, I'll start looking longer and harder until I start filling my buckets. And when I find my first morel of the season I will dance. Big D will dance. Rootball Willy will dance. And Morgan (a.k.a. Sasquatch) will reluctantly dance.

The past two years I took my vacation too early. By the time the morels were popping en mass, I was back to work. This year I'm scheduling the bulk of my vacation time in late-April and early-May. The cold winter had the bulk of my hunting buddies guessing that late-April would be a safe time to schedule time off. Of course, now it looks like the season could be upon us by the 20th-24th.

I will doing a daily blog for the entire season. I'm planning no less than 14 days of dedicated foraging. If I find them, I'll let you know how many and secrets from the hunts. If I come home empty handed, I'll whine like a little baby.

And I'll take photos every day. This year I am better equipped than ever and am planning to do a video documenting the season as well. I'll also be on Greg Wagner's outdoor show on 1620 AM Saturday, April 24 at 9 a.m. Greg is already drooling over the thought of fried morels.

When you find your first morel, let out a woohoo and do a little dance. It doesn't matter if anyone is watching. It doesn't have to be an audition for Dancing With the Stars. A little jig will do. Dancing won't fill your quota any faster, but it will make you smile.

Thursday, April 8, 2010

The Confessions of Grizzly Davis


How nuts is it to play baseball in freezing weather.

It didn't seem to bother the players. Yet, I froze.

Not only did I freeze Tuesday night at Hawks Field with a stiff wind biting my backside, but also Wednesday night covering softball in a northern gale as Creighton played Nebraska.

I wore a coat.

I also carry some natural insulation and am a four-season hunter and forager. If there is a season I don't like to be outside, it's the heat of summer.

That said, until I'm sure that it's going to be warm, I'm going to work in a hat and mittens. I don't care if the kids are already wearing flip flops. I don't care if I look like a wimp to all the lumberjacks and crab fishermen in the crowd.

O.K., I'll admit it. I've had enough of this winter.

I'm the one always looking forward to the cold. I sit in snow banks for fun. But this winter has broke me. I have had fleeting thoughts of moving to San Diego. I don't care if it's ever cold again. I may have subconsciously enlarged my carbon footprint simply to rush global warming.

And I am not willing to wait. As I drove home from the softball game I had the heat on high. And when I got home I cranked the furnace up to 70-degrees and crawled under the covers.

I am not Grizzly Adams. As much as I thought I was, I am not. I couldn't be Grizzly Adams if you added electricity, a half-track and salsa to my log cabin home.

I will never again pray for more snow. I am wuss, hear me whine.

Wednesday, April 7, 2010

Trip to Barada


Barada is a tiny village of 28 in Southeast Nebraska. The town is named for Antoine Barada, the son of a French immigrant and an Native American mother. Barada is in a section of land designated as a "half-breed" reservation.

Evidently the government felt citizen's of mixed heritage needed a place separate of "whites" and Indian Nations. Barada's mother, Laughing Buffalo, was from the Omaha Nation.

Barada was a giant of a man and legends of his fetes of strength are still told. He has been called the "Paul Bunyan of Nebraska."

The Associated Press reported: "Tales of Antoine Barada's strength are many. He was known as a huge man, measuring well over six feet tall and guessed as close to seven feet by many - a giant of a man for that day and age."

I went to Barada with Morgan Sailors. Five generations of Sailors are buried in The Harris Cemetery on a hill west of the village. Included is Larry D. Sailors, a gentle giant with a beautiful singing voice.

Larry Dean Sailors loved nature and shared much of his knowledge with Morgan. One of his favorite activities was foraging for morel mushrooms. Morgan took me on my first morel hunt when I returned to Nebraska after 10 years in the Chicago area.

For several years before Larry's death, Morgan would take fresh morels to his father as he was unable to get out in the woods. Larry died May 19, 2009 -- shortly after the morel season ended. The lessons he taught of the natural world will live on as long as the legend of Antoine Barada. Morgan has shared his knowledge and experiences with hundreds and those excited by his tales share the secrets of finding morels with their family and friends. As I have done.

Thursday, April 1, 2010

The Sounds of Yesterday


Sandhill cranes are in the hourglass moving north in search of breeding grounds. The stop in central Nebraska along the Platte River Valley is short, but packed with adventure.

Avoiding prying eyes seems to be this majestic bird's primary duty.

You can only get so close. I took most of my best photographs with a 600 4.0 mated to a 1.4x -- too loose in most cases. There are ethics to consider. Stalking the birds is not an option. So for hours I sat in the company car, windows rolled down, two bodies and a video camera in the passenger seat.

I think the trick is to arrive slowly and don't wait to roll down the window when you come upon an opportunity. Compared to the effort I go to when hunting deer, this leather-equipped rolling blind was a pleasure. Still, some of the thrill of the chase was lost the moment I realized I was searching for features without leaving the car, eliminating all chance of a refreshing angles.

As a kid I knew nothing of our wealth. I simply thought cranes were everywhere. It wouldn't have killed me to pick up a field guide, yet I thought it might have then.

I explored. I was ignorant to the expert's views of the natural world, yet drenched in that rare feeling of discovering something for the first time.

As a teen, I took to the river with childhood friends -- mostly drinking buddies. We took two canoes and decided to live with the cranes. We had no plans, knew not where we were and didn't care. We would name the bends and be the first to step foot on sandbars, claiming all found treasure as our own.

When we came upon a bridge we'd send the man with the shorter straw down the road in search of peanut butter crackers, chick 'o sticks, fluids or a handout. I doubt I had twenty bucks in my pocket for the week-long trip.

We froze. We had sleeping bags and waterproof matches. We shared sandbars with coyotes as the cranes roosted in the shallows of the river. We were afraid of many things -- any loud thump in the night sent shivers down my spine. And we were amazed by the gray ghosts and their constant chatter -- thoughts of harming them never crossed our minds.

In the dark of night, long after our night lights -- modest fires -- had dimmed, any noise would send the flock straight up. The sound of hundreds of giant winged-bodies exploding to the air at once was deafening.

We lay in our sand pits circled around the fire huddled in mummy sleeping bags with only our eyes and noses exposed. One or two birds would panic and the rest would follow. A whitetail innocently passing, a vixen and her kit following the scent of pan-fried catfish, a loud fart; almost anything disturbed them. Still, they chose our neighborhood. We had planted our flag.

I relayed this story to friends recently. They were both appalled by our trespasses. These were sacred birds -- although one admitted to have tasted what he called "the tenderloin of the sky."

And while I pledge to never intentionally stress any animal or kill anything I won't eat, trips spent coexisting with the cranes, predators and prey are the pillars of my adoration for the Sandhill crane.

I spent sixteen hours in a blind at the Rowe Sanctuary. I wore camo and perched myself on a wooden stool in front of difficult tripods in a four-foot high box.

I cherished the opportunity despite being claustrophobic. Six portholes faced the river. As the sun began to set the cranes came in, landing gear down, to soak there feet for the night.

I felt young again. I felt alive. The tedium of staying one step ahead of communications, bills and life numbs that feeling. Tuesday night I breathed fresh air, tasted the chill and knew that I was in a very special place at the perfect moment. And although I know now that I am only walking where others have been, I felt as if I was on an adventure, seeking treasures of digital moments.